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dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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clamjob:

when he cums on ur face without warning image

tatehorror:

When someone owes you money but you’re too shy to ask for it

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"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

disgustinghuman:

Oh my god

disgustinghuman:

Oh my god

I cannot control it!
askinnyblackman: